AFC
Indianapolis Colts Vs Buffalo Bills
I
hope the Colts have their heads on a swivel this week because they gotta face
off against dem Bills and they ain’t no joke! The Bills have been, by far, one
of the most complete teams this season. On offense Josh Allen is the truth! He
has a cannon for an arm and can deliver the most precise pass to his reliable
receivers. Stefon Diggs is one of the biggest playmakers in the league and can
be a game changer on offense, and the defense is nothing to sleep on either.
The Colts are not chumps and I expect them to bring their “A” game to this one,
but they’re facing a tough opponent in this round who I think could actually
win it all. The Bills are on fire and look like they can’t be stopped and until
I see otherwise, I can’t pick against the Bills.
Bills over Colts 28-17
Baltimore Ravens Vs Tennessee Titans
This
will probably be the best matchup of the weekend because both teams have a
similar style of play. First, let’s talk about Derrick Henry, the running back
for the Titans. He is a mother fucking beast! It sucks to see he won’t get the
MVP because he’s a running back and it’s really difficult to make a case
against anyone other than Aaron Rodgers for that award this season, but he did
surpass 2,000 yards and that is very special and a difficult thing to do.
Derrick Henry is HANDS DOWN the BEST running back in the league and there is no
argument on that one! He makes grown men look like little girls on the football
field when he tosses them around like rag dolls, which has been very
entertaining to watch! The Ravens started off the season looking great, but
were cooled off when facing off against tougher opponents. They have picked it
back up, but they haven’t proven that they can beat a legit team this season.
The edge in this matchup will be Lamar Jackson and how he plays. The Titans
defense is mediocre and if he’s able to take advantage of that and shred them
up through the air and on the ground, then the Ravens will walk away with this
win.
Ravens over Titans 31-30
Cleveland Browns Vs Pittsburgh Steelers
A
division matchup in the playoffs usually bring some of the best games because
both teams have already played each other twice in the regular season and know
each other well. The Browns have not reached the playoffs since 2002, so
basically this team has already won the Super Bowl because the fans actually
have something to cheer for in the playoffs this year! The Steelers started off
the season as one of the top teams to beat, but then took a nosedive as the
season went on. The ground game really hasn’t been a factor and the wide
receivers are dropping every pass that comes their way. The defense has held it
down all season and I don’t see them letting up in this one, as a matter of
fact, I believe they will be the reason why they win this one. While I’m not
too confident in the Steelers right now, I still think they’re better than the
Browns. They kicked the Browns ass in the first matchup this season and the
Browns could barely get past the second and third string squad of the Steelers
last week. I don’t have much faith that the Browns will pull this one out, but
they will still put up a good fight.
Steelers over Browns 24-20
NFC
Los Angeles Rams Vs Seattle Seahawks
Under
normal circumstances, this would actually be a great matchup to watch, but
unfortunately the rams starting quarterback, Jared Goff, will not be playing
due to injury and his backup, whose name I can’t even remember, will be
starting in his place. That alone to me says the Rams are FUCKED! Yes, they do
have an excellent defense that was able to hold it down for them last week
against a mediocre Cardinals team, but this is the Seahawks, and this is the
postseason where they always step it up. While I don’t believe the Seahawks are
an unbeatable team, in this situation, I believe that they are. This is the NFL
and this is the postseason. Some bum quarterback who just took his first NFL
snaps last week is going to have a nice little “welcome to the NFL” moment
against the Seahawks this week. Good luck dude you might complete a few
passes…to the Seahawks!
Seahawks over Rams 24-6
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Vs Washington Stupid Fucks
Well,
well, well, it looks like Tom Brady is back in the playoffs yet again, but this
time around he’s not only on a new team, but also in a new conference! The Bucs
have had their ups and downs, but that was to be expected since there was no
offseason for this team to get on the same page. It’s actually pretty insane to
see Tom Brady continue to play at a high level in his 40’s. When you compare
his stats to last season he’s actually improved in every area of his game,
which really says a lot about him as a player and why he still has a career at
his age. It’s not just Brady though who has got the Bucs to this point, Ronald
Jones at running back has literally come out of nowhere to light this offense
on fire and the defense is applying the pressure on every opponent. Washington
is not a good team at all. The defensive line is stacked, but other than that
the offense is vanilla. Alex Smith has had a great comeback from that
horrifying leg injury he suffered a couple years ago, but you can tell towards
the end of the season he is having difficulties completing passes. If he goes
deep the ball flutters in the air and falls short of the receiver and is prone
for interceptions, he has no mobility at all, and on top of that is nursing a
calf injury which has also made him look very mediocre. I have a feeling this
will be a long day for the Washington Stupid Fucks (this is their team name
until they actually create a REAL team name, football team is NOT a real
team name, figure out a REAL name this is the NFL STUPID FUCKS!) the Buccaneers
shouldn’t have a problem moving onto the next round!
Buccaneers over Stupid Fucks 38-13
Chicago Bears Vs New Orleans Saints
It’s
pretty laughable that the Bears are in the playoffs because this team overall
is just straight garbage. The defense, as usual, is the best aspect of this
team and has been the main reason why they were able to back their way into the
playoffs, but this offense is horrible! They have absolutely no ground attack
and Mitchell Trubisky is a very mediocre quarterback. Trubisky can manage the
game for the most part, but when the going gets tough he turns the ball over, A
LOT! The Saints, on the other hand, are one of the most complete teams in the
league. This is the first year that the Saints haven’t had to rely on Drew
Brees and his arm to carry them through the season, it was the stout defense
and consistent ground game from Alvin Kamara and Taysom Hill. I don’t believe this game will be close at
any point other than the first kickoff. The Saints are a far superior team on
every level and should easily coast past the Bears.
Saints over Bears 42-10