NFL Conference Championship Predictions

Wild Card Record: 1-3 (turrible)

Divisional Record: 2-2

Conference Championship Predictions

AFC

Baltimore Ravens Vs New England Patriots

I think the best thing for The Ravens right now is that everybody is doubting them A LOT in this matchup! Yes we all fucking know Tom Brady and his Uggs are just so fucking great, but lets just talk about this Patriots defense. They aren't that great, yes they can rush the passer, but shit their secondary gets BEAT BAD! Joe Flacco is not a flashy quarterback but he can get the job done and I don't see him having a problem against The Patriots soft defense, especially if they get Ray Rice going early on in the game! Ray Rice is the key to the Baltimore offense if he can't make it happen then Flacco is dropping back 50 times and that usually never works out for any team! The Baltimore defense has been dominant and if anybody can get at Tom Brady it is them and that's what they have to do if they even want a chance at winning this game! What these playoffs have shown this year is that defense wins championships, the top offensive teams this year had mediocre defense (Saints and Packers) and look what happened to them, they are sitting at home watching these playoffs from their couches like the rest of us! I think that theme will continue in this game and The Pats offense will be shutdown, Ray Lewis and Terrell Suggs will have Brady on his ass all day and he better not throw near that bad man Ed Reed, injured or not he is going to get that ball in his hands if it gets anywhere near him and he has been known to run them back for touchdowns too!

Ravens over Patriots 21-13

NFC

New York Giants Vs San Francisco 49ers

I fucking hate The Giants! The fact that they are this far in the playoffs makes me want to vomit in my hand and then eat it and then vomit it up again! But here they are playing great football and ready to take on The San Francisco 49ers! I'm loving what I see from The 49ers this season, Harbaugh has been a great coach and I love that he is not a bitch in the slightest form, he believes in his team and they believe in him. But the same goes for The Giants right now, they have had a rocky season but right now they are playing the best football, their defense has been creating nothing but turnovers and their offense has been taking advantage of it! The Giants also have two of the fastest receivers in the league all Manning has to do is toss it up and let Cruz or Manningham take care of the rest. When these two faced off earlier this season The 9ers ended up getting the win in a close game, but The Giants are playing a lot better than they were then. I have a feeling this could be a sloppy game for both of the offenses because both of them have powerhouse defense! And I have to go with the stupid fuck who already has proven he can win in the end and that's jerk off Eli Manning! As soon as The Giants beat The Packers last week I was kicked so hard in the gut because I knew what was going to happen, the un-fucking thinkable, The Giants are going to The Super Bowl and believe me I won't be happy about it!

Giants over 49ers 24-17