Friday, August 30, 2013

2013 NFC & AFC South Predictions



NFL 2013 Season Predictions

NFC South

Atlanta Falcons (13-3)

The Falcons made some big moves this offseason to take their team to the next level. Over the past few seasons all The Falcons have been known for are being choke artists, they can dominate in the regular season but come playoff time they fold up and go home! But with the addition of Steven Jackson at running back I really feel like he completes their team. Jackson has been a beast of a running back his entire career and basically wasted his talents in St. Louis with The Rams, but he is now finally on a legitimate team and he’s not going to have to carry the entire offense on his shoulders like he did for The Rams. Also on defense they were able to pick up Osi Umenyiora who I think will be a boost to the defense and bring some veteran leadership along with him. Mike Smith is still a soft ass coach and his pussy ass decisions have literally cost his teams a win by ONE YARD so I’m not quite sure I can pick them as The Super Bowl Champ, but I definitely think this team is going to be one of the best teams in the league, at least during the regular season.

Carolina Panthers (9-7)

The Panthers are a team that’s headed in the right direction, but not yet playoff material. Cam Newton is a beast on offense and he still has “ol’ reliable” Steve Smith to pass the ball to, but The Panthers running game is weak outside of Cam Newton. DeAngelo Williams has not lived up to his big contract he signed a couple years ago and seems to regress more every year and so far in preseason play he has looked lackluster, so I think the majority of the offensive production is going to have to come from Cam and that could be bad thing leading to stupid mistakes or even worse an injury. On defense The Panthers drafted a gem last year in Luke Kuechly, this dude is a BEAST on defense wherever the ball is it seems there he is too. He is great in pass coverage, but is also a threat to rush the quarterback and cause turnovers. The Panthers should make some games very interesting this season, but will just miss out on the playoffs because they are still a few pieces away from being a contender.

New Orleans Saints (8-8)

The only improvement The Saints have made this offseason to their mediocre team from last season is that they have Sean Payton back, but other than that this team is going to be the garbage squad. Drew Brees is about the ONLY thing The Saints have going for them, so back to shitsville New Orleans goes!

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-10)

What’s going on in Tampa Bay this year……NOTHING!!!!!

AFC South

Houston Texans (12-4)

I think The Texans are going to once again be one of the best teams in the league this year, they got stronger on defense with the addition of Ed Reed in the secondary and we’re talking about one of the TOP defense’s in the league over the last couple of seasons getting better with a guy who is always where the ball is and if you throw one bad pass or if JJ Watt gets his big ass hand up in the air and gets near the ball Ed Reed will not only intercept the pass, but he also nine times out of ten is running it back for a touchdown. Arian Foster starting the season off injured is not a good thing for The Texans, but so far it seems minor so hopefully it won’t be something that lingers throughout the season because if it does this could be the only problem for The Texans, but luckily for them they are in a weak division so they should get some easy wins and take the division without a problem. We’ll see if this team is legit if they can finally break through during the post season though since they have been known to choke in the playoffs consistently and it’s not even close, they usually get blown out by the really good teams come playoff time so The Texans have a lot to prove this year because if they don’t at least get some sort of big win during the post season they will join that awesome club known as “The Choke Artist Club” I know all about it, I am a Cowboys fan after all!

Indianapolis Colts (9-7)

The Colts are coming off of one hell of a season, they ended up in the playoffs when no one really thought they had a chance, especially once their coach was out with cancer treatments for most of the season. But the team was able to step it up behind the play of the rookie quarterback Andrew Luck who had a great rookie season. The Colts are a decent team headed in the right direction but I still think they have some work to do before they become a legitimate threat. The offense should score some points, but not much is going on on the defensive side of the ball, the good thing for The Colts is they are in a weak division so they should get some good quality wins, but will fall short of the playoffs this time around.

Tennessee Titans (6-10)

Chris Johnson is about the only good thing going on in Tennessee he hasn’t lived up to his big contract he signed a couple years ago, but judging by his preseason I have a feeling he’s going to bounce back big! But outside of that The Titans are God awful and will be going nowhere this season!

Jacksonville Jaguars (2-14)

The Jaguars are seriously the worst team in the league there isn’t much going on here with this team, but hey on a positive note they should get the first pick in the draft next year and maybe they can go after that beast JaDeveon Clowney!

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