NFC & AFC West Predictions

NFL 2013 Season Predictions

NFC West

San Francisco 49ers (12-4)

The 49ers had a great season last year and just fell short of winning The Super Bowl and this off season they made some BIG additions to not only stay on top of their division, but to also continue to dominate The NFC and to get back into and win The Super Bowl. Colin Kaepernick came out of nowhere and had a great season and I expect him to continue it on into this year. I think Kaepernick is one of the most talented quarterbacks in the league he is fast as hell, plays smart and has one hell of an arm. Some of this dudes passes are so on point it’s amazing and he will have a new guy to pass the ball to with Anquan Boldin, who was traded to San Francisco in the off season. Boldin has been solid throughout his entire career and coming off of his first Super Bowl win with The Ravens should bring some veteran leadership to the squad. The 49ers also added some help in the secondary on their already powerful defense by signing Nnamdi Asomugha and Eric Wright during the offseason. So basically the 9ers are stacked and should be competing for another Super Bowl this year.

Seattle Seahawks (10-6)

Ever since Pete Carroll took over as the coach in Seattle, The Seahawks seem to get better every year and I expect the same from them again this season. They took a major hit with Percy Harvin going down before the season even started, no one is sure when he will be able to play this season but when they traded for him this offseason I felt he was the missing piece they needed to complete their team to take them to the next level. Which is really the only reason why I have them finishing second in their division to San Francisco because outside of that The Seahawks defense plays lights out, they have a great pass rush and even better secondary. The defense not only knocks the quarterbacks out, but have them scrambling for daylight and cause them to create stupid turnovers and that is just something you cannot let The Seahawks take advantage of. On offense they are set at quarterback with Russell Wilson, this dude’s arm is out of fucking control! He can bomb the ball downfield like no one in the league and it’s strong too, it’s not one of those Tim Tebow floaters that you just toss up and starts to fizzle out, Wilson will throw a bomb downfield and it’s strong, solid and on point! Not only does he have a great arm, but he can run and he’s smart, which is a combination of skills that are tough for any defense to defend and I think he will only get better this season.

Arizona Cardinals (7-9)

The Cardinals definitely improved by kicking Kevin Kolb’s ass to the curb and trading for Carson Palmer, but outside of that The Cardinals are still, The Cardinals. Lame, Terrible and Boring are three words that come to mind when I think of The Cardinals and things should be the same this year. I feel bad for Larry Fitzgerald because he was is one of the best, if not the best, receivers in the league and he’s been stuck playing for this horrible franchise. Patrick Peterson is another wasted talent on this team, but lucky for him he’s still young and can just play well for a shitty franchise in hopes of one day getting traded to a legitimate team or getting to go wherever he wants when he becomes a free agent. The Cardinals will be going nowhere as usual this year.

St. Louis Rams (3-13)

Who even plays for The Rams besides Sam Bradford?!?!? Get ready to see The Rams compete for the first pick in the draft this season because this team is going to be GOD AWFUL!

AFC West

Denver Broncos (11-5)

The Broncos are starting the season off on the wrong foot, their starting center has been lost for the season and he didn’t even get to play one game, but the even bigger deal is that The Broncos starting linebacker, Von Miller, has been suspended for the first 6 games of the season. He is a beast on defense and he’s needed even more now that they lost Dumerville in the offseason. But luckily for The Broncos they have Peyton Manning at quarterback and now he has a new weapon in Wes Welker on offense, they drafted a solid running back, Montee Ball, also they are in probably the worst division in the league so this will help them get some easy wins and shouldn’t have a problem winning the division. Things will probably start off slow for The Broncos due to Miller’s suspension and having a tough schedule, but I still think this team is a legitimate Super Bowl contender.

San Diego Chargers (8-8)

For the past couple of seasons The Chargers have continued to regress and I expect the same this year too. Philip Rivers has no one to throw to on offense outside of Antonio Gates, the offensive line is horrible so Rivers will be on his ass or turning the ball over, the rushing attack is non existent and the defense is VERY suspect. Basically The Chargers are going to have a rough year.

Oakland Raiders (6-10)

Right now is the best time of the year for ALL Raiders fans because we all know that every Raiders fan is screaming at the top of their lungs “The Raiders are gonna win it all this year!” And then the rest of us just roll our eyes and laugh at the moronic Raider fans who act like their so fucking die hard when in reality they’re some of the worst fans out there! I mean shit EVERY one of their games for the past like MILLION years has been blacked out in local markets because their fans suck so bad they don’t even show up! Now granted the product they put on the field is horrible so it’s not like they have shit to cheer for, but HELLO being a fan means ALWAYS being a fan no matter how bad your team is, I mean I have to put up with Tony Romo for Christ sake and I’ve actually paid really good money to see that dumbshit fuck up my life!! But anyways I’m really just using this paragraph to talk about how dumb and stupid Raiders fans are because The Raiders will be going nowhere fast, but I’m sure will provide MANY great laughs for myself throughout the season!

Kansas City Chiefs (4-12)

Alex Smith sucks as bad as Matt Cassell, nothing has changed for this terrible team except for the fact that the food bill is up since Andy Reid is probably eating the entire stadium’s worth of food!